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- @ARLnowDOTcom @ArlingtonVA It smells like a steaming hot diaper in Courthouse. Any intel? 20 hours ago
- @FixWMATA I know all about this weekend's track work though!!!!! 21 hours ago
- @FixWMATA Or, you know, just listen for an announcement, of which there have been zero in the past 15 minutes. 21 hours ago
- @FixWMATA I might be. Are they actually tweeting useful info these days? I usually just check the hashtag. 21 hours ago
- What is going on with the orange line? I feel like shit & just want to go hooooome. #wmata 21 hours ago
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Category Archives: awkward
Blogging to blog.
I’m feeling rather uninspired these days. I love the idea of blogging; I have like seven ideas floating around my brain at any given time, but I’m just so unmotivated to actually start writing them out. I just thought I … Continue reading
Posted in awkward, complaining, did i say blog
Tagged bad at blogging, help, lame, what to write about
Adventure!
(via) Exciting news, friends! I’m going on an adventure! Here are the details: I am going to China for two weeks this summer. I will be taking a class about communication in (guess where?) China. I will be studying and … Continue reading
Sad in the heart.
In 7th grade, everyone (that mattered to me at that point in my life, so we’re talking like maybe 8-10 snotty middle school girls– really no prizes in this bunch) was invited to two girls’ joint birthday party. I wasn’t. … Continue reading
Posted in awkward, complaining, the sads, what
Woo boy.
You know what sucks? Realizing you’re not as good at something in real life as you think you are in your head. Okay, so I’m “starring” (loosely, I’m using that very loosely here) in a work video. Goal: To inspire … Continue reading
Posted in awkward, complaining, what, what is my life
#snowpocalypse2 #snOMG #dcsnow
Another snow day, hooray! I love when snow brings around the end of days. (View from my bedroom on Friday night. Snowy as shit, yo!) This guy and I went “sledding” down the steep hill outside our apartment on a … Continue reading
Posted in awkward, much excitement, what
Tagged dc, dcsnow, snomg, snow, snowpocalypse
All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
Hi, it’s me again. Been meaning to write, but you know how it is… school, work, long weekends in Belgium. I sound stupid. Now I’m remembering why I don’t like doing this anymore. Oh, and I’m cheating on you with … Continue reading
Posted in awkward, did i say blog, what
Let’s groove tonight.
I might’ve just bought Earth, Wind & Fire’s “Greatest Hits, 1978″ album on iTunes. And “Poker Face.” Dance party, anyone?
Posted in awkward, what, why am i so cool
Is that Swedish or something?
So I joined Twitter, which I think was probably a mistake, because it’s creepy. But first, I’ll throw it out there that I respect Twitter as a marketing tool– and I’m all for social marketing and new media. (I placed … Continue reading
Posted in awkward, delicious, did i say blog, what
Being awk on the Metch.
It was fucking monsooning in Ballston at about 6:00 this evening, so I hauled ass to the Metro and fought through the ridiculous crowd at the base of the escalator (side note: WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT? KEEP WALKING!), managing … Continue reading
Posted in awkward, metro etiquette, what