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So I’m pretty liberal, politically speaking, but I try not to be an a-hole about it. I wasn’t put on this planet to shove my beliefs about abortion rights, gay marriage, the environment, the death penalty, the funding of social … Continue reading
Hi, it’s me again. Where to begin? Oh, okay…here. -My darling sister is visiting this weekend for the Inauguration. (Sidenote: HELLZ YEAH, BARACK OBAMA!) I’m a little concerned that we’ll be stranded in Arlington, as the Metro will be overrun … Continue reading