Category Archives: farts

Debating climate change. On Facebook. With my 69-year-old uncle. (UPDATED!)

So I’m pretty liberal, politically speaking, but I try not to be an a-hole about it.  I wasn’t put on this planet to shove my beliefs about abortion rights, gay marriage, the environment, the death penalty, the funding of social … Continue reading

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Oreos and milk in a wine glass…the epitome of GLAMOUR.

Hi, it’s me again. Where to begin? Oh, okay…here. -My darling sister is visiting this weekend for the Inauguration. (Sidenote: HELLZ YEAH, BARACK OBAMA!) I’m a little concerned that we’ll be stranded in Arlington, as the Metro will be overrun … Continue reading

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Rude fart story from yesterday.

As is the norm for most post-work evenings when I just want to go home and watch reruns of “The Hills” and eat Lucky Charms for hours, there was, of course, a lengthy wait for the Metro. Rather than pace … Continue reading

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