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Category Archives: fatness
Countdown to China and bad food I like.
(No, this has nothing to do with China. Keep reading! Photo/Flickr user tonyjcase, under a Creative Commons license.) My trip to China is coming up pretty soon, and I’m starting to freak out a bit. What will I wear?? What … Continue reading
Posted in fatness, gross, peanut butter, school, what is my life, why am i so cool
Tagged A-1, American food, Baconator, cheese food, china, Chinese food, corn dogs, deep fried anything, disgusting, gluttony, gross food I love, half smokes, hopkins nanjing center, intestinal distress, mayo, nanjing, ramen, sandwiches, Spam, TMI
Christmas cookie extravaganza.
CJ and I have this great recurring problem, which is that, come Christmastime, we become cookie-baking-and-consuming machines. Last year, in a sub-two-week period, we baked (and ate– no sharing for this pair), more than five multi-dozen batches of cookies. From … Continue reading
Posted in delicious, fatness, food-making, holidays, the best part of today, what
Tagged chocolate, Christmas cookies, cookies, delicious, fatness, food, mint, mint chocolate
"Eeeeeuuueeeghh! Spiders!"
I just got back from a killer (read: two mile) run. While pounding the pavement, I composed at least two blog postings in my head, but now that I’m sitting here, I’ve lost my motivation, as well as my original … Continue reading
Let’s talk about me.
I’ve eaten at Big Buns four times since my last post. I moved into the new apartment. I love it, but I’m getting kind of nervous about actually paying for it. Hopefully, once my raise (God willing, Jesus Christ) kicks … Continue reading
I had lunch at a place called Big Buns today.
At 12:08 pm, my boss said to me, “Hey, we’re going to grab some big buns. Want to come?” Um, unequivocally YES. I will never turn down an invitation to grab buns of any size, even if that invitation is … Continue reading