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You know what I’m really bad at? Maintaining a personal blog. Specifically this one. I’m back at school next week, and I’ve updated once. Once! (I’m lying; it’s twice now.) I am the worst. Sometimes I wonder if I really … Continue reading
Last night, as I was getting into the shower after a long day of desk jockeying, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and I noticed my belly button looked a bit…darker than usual. Upon taking a closer … Continue reading